I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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