just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Sober January is a disaster.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
