You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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