I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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