Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
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no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
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Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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