My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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