Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Randomize
