North Korea, Best Korea!
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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