My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
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Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
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So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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