I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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