you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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