We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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