i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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