Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
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Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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