i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
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