love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
