who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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