I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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