She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
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