Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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