Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
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I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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