I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I've blown a few things in my day
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
Just general bites
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.