I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
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He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
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Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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