Where did you get a picture of my penis
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
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