weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
