Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
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Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
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I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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