You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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