Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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