She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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