Porn is love you can see.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
