Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
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