Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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