And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
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"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
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