she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
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the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
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I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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