Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
Randomize
