I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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