At least make sure they are 18
Why
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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