WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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