Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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