it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
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I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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