Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
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He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
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the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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