I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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