theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
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its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
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Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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