physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I'm both gender and math confused
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