You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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