I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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