dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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