can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
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