Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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