We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
