haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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