Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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