Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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