Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
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I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
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mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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