Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
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It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
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Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize