It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Man, jail baloney is awful.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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