Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
