I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
only you would photoshop your dick
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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